Well, the holidays are here!
For lots of guys, the holidays are actually NOT a time to relax and enjoy time with family… Plenty of guys actually find this a pretty lonely time of year, without that “special someone” to enjoy the season with.
That’s why we wanted to make this Christmas edition of the “Just For Guys” Newsletter exactly what you need to make this holiday season the best one ever.
Our dating and relationship experts, have agreed to share some of their very best secrets for getting women to approach you…
… No matter your looks, age, or income!
Plus, we’re going to find out why size really DOES matter — and what you can do about it today.
And our naturopathic doctor give us a “heads up” about how to make ourselves more appealing to the opposite sex by, well, tasting better.
Enjoy, and happy holidays!
How to Find the Perfect Woman For YOU This Holiday Season
We all love fairytales.
We grow up with them as kids, see them on TV, watch them in the movies, and we all want to believe that’s how life really happens.
And during the holiday season, when the festive mood lightens our step and streets are filled with pretty lights and decorations, it’s even easier to fall prey to the fairytale mentality.
So I’m here today to tell you not a fairytale, but a cautionary tale.
And before you think I’m becoming a big old Scrooge, let me remind you that my goal in life is to help you meet women you’re compatible with — so listen up!
When Fairytales Hit Reality
When you meet a woman and fall hard and fast for her, you always want to believe that you will both live happily ever after, feeling those feelings every day for a lifetime.
Ah, but life is no fairytale.
Fairytales don’t have divorce lawyers, cheating spouses, or relationships that grow cold.
Reality, however, does.
Every man and every woman who get married believe, in that moment, it will last forever.
Yet 50 percent of marriages end in divorce, and a high percentage of the ones that don’t are not happy.
Obviously, the fairytale ends when reality intrudes.
Now, does that mean it’s impossible to have a happy, lasting relationship? Of course not — many people do (albeit a small minority). And the truth is, just about everyone has the potential to have a great relationship.
The Fairytale Romance That WORKS
f you truly want to have a happy, lasting relationship with a great woman, then you must make your relationship decisions in reality, not in a fairytale.
That means evaluating the woman you want so badly in the absence of intense attraction. Be honest with yourself about the following questions:
- What is her character after that initial attraction fades? (Because the truth is, it always fades.)
- How does she react under duress?
- How will she handle the real adversity you will encounter in a relationship?
Everyone hates to think about these things because it can take the magic out of the process, like throwing cold water on a hot fire.
However, you must consider these questions carefully if a lasting relationship is what you truly want.
Final Words of Curmudgeonly Wisdom
My advice to you is this: When you meet a wonderful woman, don’t rush into anything.
Enjoy the moments, but slowly come together over a period of 18 months.
During that time you’ll get to know her true character, get to know if you really do have a lifetime between you…
… or if what started hot and fast burned out just as quickly to a cold cinder.
That’s something you definitely want to know before marriage — and the only way to truly find out is time.
So even if you get swept away by the magic of meeting someone great during the holiday season, remember: give those sparks some time before you decide whether or not this is the fire of a lifetime!
Give Her the Gift of… SIZE!
By A.J. Alfaro
I get a lot of questions from “Just For Guys” readers about the size of your penis…
- Is it big enough?
- How big does it need to be to please your wife or girlfriend?
- How can you make it bigger?
- Does size REALLY matter???
Well, let’s have a look at what some famous (and very honest!) women have to say about penis size…
The Matter of Size
When asked directly by men, women are more often than not inclined to say: “Oh, size doesn’t really matter.”
Amongst themselves, though, they’ll tell a different story.
Most women agree that bigger is definitely better — especially in terms of girth.
Look around… in women’s magazines, on television (like Sex in the City), even in popular film… The more liberated attitudes of recent years have gradually begun to expose the truth: that “Size Does Matter”!
Here’s what some female celebrities have to say about penis size:
Janet Jackson: “I’m a size queen. Honestly. If I’m on a date and I see the guy is not packing, that’s when I fake a backache. Suddenly, your back goes out. I learned that from my friends.”
Shirley Manson: “Oh. (pauses). Yes I am, and any girl who tells you otherwise is a goddamn liar! ‘Size queen’ — I like that. I should call a song ‘Size Queen.'”
Rebecca Scott (Playboy Playmate — Miss August 1999): “Girth is more important, and I’d probably like an eight-inch penis. That’s a good length. It’s the right size to get you going.”
Elke Jensen (Playboy Playmate — Miss May 1993): “Penis size is the most important matter in a man. I could not be with a guy if his penis couldn’t make me come.”
What’s the size most preferred by women?
Well, everyone has different preferences, but it seems that most women prefer a penis seven to eight inches in length and about six inches in girth. (And let’s not leave gay men out of this. It’s no secret that gay men also prefer their partners to be well-endowed!)
I bring this up not to try to belittle men that may have less than average endowments, but to tell it like it is.
I also bring a message of hope…
Hope for the “Average Joe”
In this day and age, there’s no shame in trying to better yourself. We lift weights, do cardio, and diet in the pursuit of perfection (or as close to it as we can get).
That philosophy should apply to your penis as well.
There are penis enlargement programs and supplements that you can use to maximize your size. These programs and supplements are usually backed by cutting-edge research and have been proven to work.
You have nothing to lose, so do your best daily to improve yourself!
Of course, there are (or should be) important attributes OTHER than your penis that your partner should admire about you. Women will also take into account your intelligence, sensitivity, faithfulness, etc.
But we all have to face the facts: Size DOES matter!
Don’t be ashamed of wanting a bigger penis when nowadays it’s so easy to do — and you can do it in total discretion. It’s up to you: you have the option of being a great partner due to your mental and emotional attributes… AND being well-hung!
Just click here for more information about gaining the size you desire — and this holiday season, give her the gift of size!
“Just For Guys” Fun Fact…
Christmas pick-up lines — use at your own peril!
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
- That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you!
- Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
- I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my ‘naughty’ list.
What Flavor is YOUR Eggnog?!?By Dr. Z, ND
Okay guys… Recently, in our sister publication the “Just For Her” Newsletter, we did an article about — well, what to do when your man is kinda funky (and we’re not talking knee-length leather coats or seventies-style sunglasses here, gents).
The truth is, “funky spunk” can be a problem for women.
So we’ve told the girls what they can do… But if you want your wife or girlfriend to be doing the deed on you, you need to start thinking about how you taste.
So listen up, because this information may be the key to your sexual fulfillment this holiday season!
It Ain’t Baileys…
First of all, I don’t care how sexy you are, you need to be aware that no woman actually LOVES to devour your semen.
All ejaculate has a taste — a bitter, fairly mild taste. That’s normal.
After all, it’s not Bailey’s Irish Cream!
Some scientists speculate that the bitter taste of semen is nature’s way of ensuring that your swimmers wind up most often where they are meant to go: A woman’s uterus.
Be that as it may, oral sex happens. And when it does, you need to ensure you are doing your best to make it a pleasant experience for all involved… 😉
The taste of your ejaculate depends on your diet and lifestyle as well as other health factors, such as infections. Gonorrhea does not exactly sweeten the pie, so to speak.
So, if your woman is making faces or outright telling you that your ejaculate tastes bad (you might just want to check it for yourself) perhaps it is best to see a doctor first to rule out any venereal diseases such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, and yeast infections.
Once you’ve ruled out infection, you can begin having a close look at your diet and lifestyle…
Funky Habits to Avoid
If your woman is just not liking your flavor, try taking a look at your diet and lifestyle. The following factors can affect to the taste and smell of your ejaculate:
- Beer: When you’ve had a few beers, the flavor of the alcohol and worse, the yeast, can be found in your ejaculate within a matter of hours.
- Smoking: Smoking doesn’t make anything taste good — your lips, your mouth, and yes, your sperm are all going to taste nasty.
- Heavy meat consumption: If you are a meat-eater of the paleolithic variety, your ejaculate will likely taste much more bitter and acidic than it should.
- Dehydration: It goes without saying that if you are dehydrated, your ejaculate may be more concentrated and therefore taste worse.
Eat Your Way To A Tastier You…
Believe it or not, there are ways to make your ejaculate taste better…
Fruits and vegetables are your best bet, not only to stay healthy in general, but also to ensure a reasonably pleasant-tasting ejaculate.
The flavor of pineapple will find its way in just as surely as the flavor of a gin and tonic or a junk food diet.
The usual rule of thumb is: pineapple, mango, and bananas are good; asparagus, meat, and toxins (like booze and cigarettes) are bad.
Munching on coriander, parsley, and anise seed may help a bit in addition, but you would have to consume rather large amounts to off-set heavy drinking, smoking, and a poor lifestyle.
So make sure you eat between five and ten servings of fruits and vegetables every day. Keep hydrated. Don’t smoke or drink alcohol before you and your lady are getting it on… and who knows — you just might get the thumbs up!